The Department of Secret Projects has prototyped these previously, in conjunction with the Department of Robotic Synthesis. They tweaked the design a bit to optimize output power and the result is the new Mk.I-B “Blunderbuss,” dubbed as such due to its radiused, tapering muzzle. The Blunderbuss delivers high-rate disintegration in a wider zone, meaning aliens, zombies and other inconvenient inter and intradimensional entities are easier to clear from the sector of your choice. Bob from the DoSP suggested the slogan “Get on the ‘BUSS!” but this was promptly rejected by the Department of Bad Dad Puns. Sorry Bob.
Mk.I-B Blunderbuss Ray Guns in raw, as-machined Titanium are $80 each, shipped to US addresses. US buyers can purchase using the PayPal “Buy Now” button below. Buyers outside the US can hit the PayPal button to purchase and then contact me for a USPS Priority shipping quote at firstname.lastname@example.org – Typically this ends up being an additional $15-30 due to Priority International cost, depending on location. Please Note: Shipment outside the US via any method other than tracked Priority or Express is at the buyer’s risk.